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[赛后贴] 当天NBA西部季后赛首轮G1，袼褙队客场95-85校服火箭队。

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火箭（0-1）：申京26分9板1助3断、史小姐11分6板、狄龙11分3板2助、范弗里特10分1板7助、阿门8分9板6助、杰伦-格林7分8板2助、亚当斯6分12板1助、伊森6分4板2断。

袼褙（1-0）：库里31分6板3助、巴特勒25分7板6助5断、波杰姆斯基14分8板5助2断、小佩顿7分3板1助2断、穆迪7分2板1助、桑托斯5分1板、格林4分6板3助3断、希尔德2分1板、波斯特1板1助、卢尼1板。

[–]Lakers Bandwagon Dooraven 370 points 2 hours ago

Born too late to explore the world， Born too early to explore space， Born just in time to witness Steph Curry

湖东谈主球迷：

修业天下之浩淼，乃是先辈之功劳；

探寻寰宇之精深，则需后东谈主之勤勉；

见证库里之伟大，恰是我辈之要务！

[–]San Francisco Warriors Casualrodfarva2 202 points 2 hours ago

Houston fans gotta be fucking sick of Steph man

袼褙球迷：可是火箭球迷看见库里齐TM思吐了，哎！

[–]Rockets Suitable_Snow7761 87 points 2 hours ago

Used to him ! I’m sick of Fred chucking!!!!

火箭球迷：其实我们仍是民俗库里的强大了！最让东谈主受不了的是范弗里特的浪投啊！！

新闻持续>>>>>>铁麻了🧱范弗里特40分钟19投仅4中 三分13中2获取10+7

[–]NotCrustytheClown 39 points 2 hours ago

Death， taxes and the Warriors beating the Rockets

球迷：三件掷中注定的事：示寂、税收、火箭挨袼褙揍。

[–]CummingInTheNile 310 points 2 hours ago

Amen Thompson has been added to the long list of very good defenders who thought they could stop Curry， but in reality， could not

球迷：阿门被加入了所谓的“库里克星”名单，但施行上，他克不了库里。

新闻持续>>>>>>😩库里小节再趋奉门速射枢纽超远三分 阿门此次无奈摊手了……

[–]PlasticPresentation1 117 points 2 hours ago

Rockets did an ok job on Curry and on defense in general today. Giving up 95 and Curry had some crazy makes that they'd probably live with him taking

They just fell apart on offense

球迷：其实今天火箭在全体上以及针对库里的防护上齐作念的还OK，全场只丢了95分，况兼库里的那几个高难度进球，臆想也在火箭的承受限度之内。

孙悦车震门

[–][GSW] Stephen Curry awsomoo8000 29 points 2 hours ago

The Curry highlights from this game were insane. Just hitting the dumbest shots to keep us ahead all night.

袼褙球迷：库里本场的高光发扬险些是要东谈主老命！用各式超高难度进球让我们保合手卓绝！

新闻持续>>>>>>😎库里至人漂移三分众生相 替补豪恣 小桂子瘫倒 雇主起立

[–]Rockets WhoDey42 847 points 2 hours ago

I’m not gonna lie as a rockets fan it’s kinda miserable playing golden state again. Just so much built in trauma麻豆 周处除三害

火箭球迷：看成一个火箭球迷，憨厚说，我们此次又遭受上袼褙，果真太惨了！这精神创伤给整得委果也太深了啦！！！

[–]Spurs GGezpzMuppy 1011 points 2 hours ago

LOL playoff Butler as a second option is cheating.

马刺球迷：季后赛版块的、二阶段巴特勒，仅仅个二方丈，这也太玩赖啦！！哈哈哈！！

[–]Akipella 222 points 2 hours ago

If the Warriors could rebound they would have won by 40. Disgusting to watch but still amazing defense every possesion

球迷：袼褙若是篮板再强少量，他们能赢40分，看得东谈主太凄沧了！不外防护如实相配精彩！！

[–]Great-Queen 110 points an hour ago

yea Steven Adams does that， multiple time he just took rebounds like we were little kids

球迷：是啊，齐是被亚当斯给搞的！许屡次他抢篮板的时分，嗅觉像是跟幼儿园小一又友在打球似的！

新闻持续>>>>>>或可多用？亚当斯在场的19分钟里 袼褙没抢到一个蹙迫篮板

[–]Parallel-Quality 389 points 2 hours ago

Skyfucker fucks everything in the sky， including Rockets.

球迷：库里一朝初始日天，天上任何东西齐难避免，包括火箭！！

[–]Warriors VampireBatman 100 points 2 hours ago

Thunder occurs in the sky too right?

袼褙球迷：那么雷霆亦然天上的东西，对吧？

[–]Incandescent-Her0 35 points an hour ago

Unfortunately， lakes and wolves are ground entities

球迷：联系词灾荒的是，湖东谈主和丛林狼是地上的物件儿~~~

[–]Lakers Palifaith 460 points 2 hours ago

Rockets fans with some PTSD out there.

湖东谈主球迷：火箭球迷的PTSD犯了。

新闻持续>>>>>>😭难顶！火箭阐明：季后赛和库里打了这样屡次我齐PTSD了

[–]Dopedude08 162 points 2 hours ago

This time they knew their team would shit the bed offensively so I think it lessens the blow

球迷：不外此次火蜜应该有热枕准备，知谈火箭队在蹙迫端服气会拉一坨大的，因此我以为，此次火蜜的心里创伤会轻少量。

[–]Rockets Daroo425 57 points 2 hours ago

Yeah as soon as warriors got the 7th seed， I knew it was over

火箭球迷：是啊~~~袼褙队详情是7号种子的时分，我就知谈我们完毕~~~

[–]VividEvent2011 526 points 2 hours ago

Curry is a bad man

球迷：库里个危境东谈主物！！

[–]Warriors hellmath 240 points 2 hours ago

Too many highlight plays. Atleast two of his bullshit 3s doesn’t have business to go in BUT IT DID

袼褙球迷：今晚库里高光时候太多了！至少有2记，看着像他在瞎几把投的篮，成果东谈主家是肃穆对准的~~~

[–]Celtics wTI8SQEHbo 99 points 2 hours ago

I'm watching that going "Bro， what is that? That is not even close to a basketball shot!"

All net.

凯尔特东谈主球迷：我亲眼所见，那时他一出手我就思：“老迈，搞什么呢？这种投篮姿势，跟打篮球不挨边儿啊~~~”成果，东谈主家空腹上钩…

[–]Warriors maethlin 130 points 2 hours ago

GEOMETRICALLY

袼褙球迷：刻画得相配精准！

[–][MIA] Goran Dragić Greasly_Goose 196 points 2 hours ago

New Drinking Game: Take a shot every time FVV shoots a brick

热火球迷：昆季们，我们来一场喝酒比赛，规矩是：范弗里特每投丢一球，咱就走一杯，看谁坚合手到临了！

注：本场比赛范弗里特投篮19中4

[–]Warriors Slixxay 64 points 2 hours ago

Bro wants us to die.

袼褙球迷：昆季你径直说要我们死就完毕~~~

[–]ignYuppt 37 points 2 hours ago

yo ass dead in 2 mins bruh

球迷：范弗里特只需投篮两分钟，你丫就乙醇中毒死透了~~~

[–]Warriors jonahtheO 3 points 2 hours ago

This just in - Bay Area hospitals flooded with blacked out Warriors fans

袼褙球迷：最新讯息！！！最新讯息！！湾区病院当前挤满了病东谈主，全是醉得不省东谈主事的袼褙球迷！！！

[–]LukatheLaker 19 points 2 hours ago

Klay has to be sick to his stomach right now. This Golden State team is fun to watch.

东契奇球迷：克莱当前臆想齐伤心吐了！这支袼褙队打球太好意思瞻念了！！

[–]Suns Minato997 8 points 2 hours ago

May i interest u in a kd? 👀

太阳球迷：诸君，有谁对咱KD感兴趣吗？

[–]San Francisco Warriors jaggedjottings 7 points an hour ago

We'll give you a slightly used Jonathan Kuminga for him

袼褙球迷：我们会拿9成新的库明加跟你们换。

[–]Green_Space729 22 points 2 hours ago

For all the talk about the refs winning it Steph Curry only shot 2 free throws this game.

球迷：这句话送给那些说裁判穿袼褙球衣的东谈主，今天库里只罚球2次。

新闻持续>>>>>>😮库里蹙迫被推倒没哨 紧接着库里防护狄龙被吹犯规有点无奈

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